by handleofthedandle September 19, 2016
Get the waft of douchesmug. by JUAN JIMENEZ DOIN IT BIG March 5, 2011
Get the Douche Balouchemug. The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.
Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.
I totally got Douche Fished.
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.
I totally got Douche Fished.
by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015
Get the Douche Fishedmug. Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.
Also: Most politicians.
Also: Most politicians.
Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.
by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009
Get the Douche Warriormug. An acceptionally aggressive douche. Especially relating to an individual who does things like fall asleep during a conversation or game and explicitly does the opposite of what he/she is told.
Damn, that dude Terry is a feral douche. He went ahead and slapped that midget right after I told him the midget was on our side.
by pdiddy_l33t February 4, 2010
Get the Feral Douchemug. When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.
Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?
by horn avenue June 24, 2010
Get the douche notesmug. A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.
by The Dartmouth Kid August 17, 2011
Get the douche bagginsmug.