Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 2, 2018

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

tree hoe

It's some one who hugs so many trees that she/he ends up saying that trees are "trendy" and "hawt as fudge" even if they end up falling over onto your corpse because we're all dead inside~

Trejo get your ass over here!!

IT'S TREE HOEEEEEEE

by Jesus Is A Sin August 27, 2018

The Red Trees

A group bent on removing green from the world, their first target is the trees, who's green leaves they will cover with the blood of people that love the color green.

The Red Trees are coming for John because he loves the color green

by Jeef of the Red Trees March 9, 2022

tree ups

originally derived from the process of sharing a cigarette on the terms of three puffs a piece.

"hey Welchy you wanna go outside for tree ups man?"

by Ryan Salisbury March 14, 2008

Pine Tree

United States Great Lake region slang for a particular variety of methamphetamine.

"Did you bring any goodies back from New York, like pine trees?"

by Paleface Coyote June 27, 2008

christmas tree

A word for the wonderful plant salvia or the process of smoking said plant.

Worker1: "Haha, I bought the best christmas tree ever"
Worker2: "Sweet. Can I come over and 'help you decorate it?'"
Boss: "What's that you're talking about doing?"
Workers: "Nothing sir. Just putting up a christmas tree..."

by Yodia January 21, 2006