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Matt Croft

The most talented, friendly, amazing pianist in Michigan. Is known for making the less musically talented more than a little jealous and deserves some type of God-like award for being awesome.
Matt Croft is GOD at everything musical/music related.
by dabestest2020 December 28, 2011
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matt vandenberg

A name attributed to an individual who deliberately annoys or interrupts official scorers at sporting events. Often someone who exhibits this type of behaviour suffers from “small penis syndrome”. Exclusion zones are often put in place to deter this behaviour.
Hey Jack gee the scorer is angry. Someone must have done a Matt Vandenberg to him.
by masterboom November 16, 2016
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Matt Brown

Co founder of "andys nan corp"
also Tizz Wozz
Ledge
Walks like an Egyptian
Hey... theres Matt Brown
Hi Matt
Hi guys!
by CattMarlie January 14, 2008
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Matt Cohen

One of the hottest guys my eyes were ever blessed with seeing. Next to his hypnotizing eyes and strong bone structured face, he has a GREAT body to go along with it. Known for playing as Aiden, the jock with a heart, on The-N's South of Nowhere
Matt Cohen should definitely give me a call. I would suck his dick so hard the sheets would be riding up his ass.
by Sucks Dick April 19, 2007
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Matt

A fucking pedophile. He only fucks girls that's age is on th clock. Gives good foot baths while he receives poetry. Secretly a wizard.
You're such Matt, why are there only girls 1-12 in your poetry class.
by sadboi666 February 2, 2019
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Matt

A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour
Did you here about Matt” “he spoke to 2 girls at once” “that’s just a Matt thing”
by Dingobopper October 23, 2018
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Matt

An all around POS. The whitest boy of the white boys. He is crazy and is bound to bring baggage to your life. The type of guy who says the n word even though he is white as snow, like PALE pale. Hasn’t had a job for years, but probably sells addy to minors to make up for it. When you meet him, he will be charming and say all the right things, but it is all manipulation! Bottom line, if you ever meet a Matthew, it’s time to run girl.
“Oh he cheated on you? Yeah, sounds like Matt”
by jtcandc October 15, 2019
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