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church shirt

i just spilled wine on my church shirt.
by justme62 February 28, 2015
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Sharpie Shirt

A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.
"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."
by The Original Pfeiffer March 25, 2010
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THE SHIRT

The shirt is usually owned by a formally fat person that is currently jacked with 6 pack abs, found in the back of a closet or drawer. It was a shirt that used to remind the ex fatty that he was fat in his fat age, now he can never wear that shirt or else they will have a 30 minutes long flash back episode of all the fat memories
Mom: why not this shirt for the party

Ex fatty that is currently jacked: no THE SHIRT has it’s own type of ugly
by WisdomTurtle March 4, 2023
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T-shirt volunteer

T-shirt Volunteer Firefighter (noun, slang):
A self-proclaimed member of a volunteer fire department who is more interested in wearing the department T-shirt for attention and status than actually responding to calls or participating in training. Typically seen at public events, social gatherings, or on social media—rarely at the firehouse when there's work to be done. Prioritizes the look over the labor.
We had ten on the roster, but only three showed up for the firethe rest are just T-shirt volunteers.
by Ffha4ags May 19, 2025
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Does this shirt make me look fat

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
by Not a heather January 16, 2022
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Shirt without an r

when someone says "shit" it is also known as saying shirt without and r
A: Shit! i forgot to feed my dog.
B: did u just say shirt without an r?
A: damn straight
by nobodycaresaboutu September 27, 2010
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t-shirt

A PG-13 version to express the word "condom"
Lemme slip on this t-shirt doe.
by KingDiugh July 16, 2016
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