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by urmomscat April 28, 2022
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English Rob

When you're on an ass spelunking adventure but never receive your filthy brown prize.
I was down there for two and a half hours bro, but alas it was an English rob.
by Bobeedle June 15, 2023
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English-o-metrics

Use of a mathematical model in the English language.

It is customary to write items in a series with required articles. For example, we write 'a book, a pen, a rubber and a bag'. Mathematically speaking, the article 'a' is common to all the items. So put in a mathematical format, it would be like 'a (book, pen, rubber and bag)' and would be 'a book, pen, rubber and bag' with the removal of brackets/parentheses. (However, mathematics does not allow this.) Both expressions are acceptable.

Suppose we write 'a book, a pen, an erasure and a bag'. Here, the article 'a' cannot be taken as a common factor because there is 'an' before 'erasure'. So it would be wrong to say 'a book, pen, erasure and bag'.
English-o-metrics is a hypothetical branch of linguistics.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 25, 2020
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English or spanish

a trick question that Is typically followed either by "if you move your gay" or "si mueves tu gay" depending on the response the person gives.
person 1: English or spanish?

person 2: English

person 1: if you move your gay
by h 3 яд✻7lucjio0t6 June 11, 2024
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The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.
Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.
by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024
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English Rain

The act of getting stabbed, named after the frequent occurrence of knife attacks in England.
Jackson was thinking about getting a stab proof vest, on account of English Rain.
by PsySlop May 31, 2025
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English Tosser

An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
by Big Willie Wallace February 16, 2020
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