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Steven

Steven is full of charisma but that's because he doesn't have enough empathy to be weighed down. He steals a lot, trashes people's stuff, eats their food and expects worship. Steven never gets enough attention even if he's on a stage. He's always talking, being loud and gossiping. Very nosey. Stephen likes to keep tabs on his exes. Instead of riding bikes for mental health causes, everyone wants Steven to receive mental health. Most of what he does is to look a certain way to his friends. The real Steve assaults his wife. She doesn't date anyone or go out without him finding out. He never let's his exes go. Steve is creeper and has to live in places where people don't know him or he has to lie a lot.
Did Steven really assault his wife?
by KumbwAsofdik October 2, 2022
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Steven Bahm

A very rare person who you only see when something important is going on. This person likes to show up and still the limelight but will disappear when nothing benefits him. If one asks to borrow your coat, do not lend it to him...unless it's a coat you have no use for and do not want to see again.

"Hey man, didn't you fix that water
"Hey man, didn't you fix that water cooler? Yeah I did, but Steven Bahm came in and stole the spotlight. Now everyone thinks he fixed it"

"That's a nice jacket. Didn't you have one like that? I did, but it got Bahmed the other day."
by you know who and why August 25, 2013
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Steven Kociu

Usually, a white person who is extremely racist towards black people. Steven Kocius tend to be very aggressive to male but very passive towards females. They also hate transgenders and homosexuals. Although these people seem like very disgusting people they are really just looking for REAL friends and some pussy. Another thing common among Steven Kocius is their love for Batman, they tend to love Batman so much they would sacrifice their own MOTHERS to save Batman's life.
That guy is such a Steven Kociu, what a racist homophobic sexiest.
by leefbi17 February 16, 2022
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Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.
Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"
by titty69muncher August 19, 2024
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Steven

Yes. Arrest Steven.
Hym "Steven bad. I'm not Steven. Get him. You're going to have to round up my imposters anyway. Go."
by Hym Iam October 8, 2025
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weak steven

A sexual act when a man places his folded flaccid penis into a woman's vagina which causes an erection.
She wasn't in the mood and I wasn't either, so I threw her a weak Steven.
by Cre8er March 14, 2016
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Specky Steven

Steven the specky muppet is from alloa Known as Specky Steven
by Ash Mundells Idial September 12, 2022
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