statesticles

a disease where a person has very large testicles

Shane has statesticles so it hurts when he sits down.

by Merlin Church July 9, 2007

Staked

This is the intense feeling of pain and paralyzation you feel do to having your heart broken into a million pieces.

I want to pay in bed all day. When she cheated on me, it staked me.

by Destiny Girl May 28, 2018

mc-stake

Used about two-thirds of the way through the consumption of fast food, in particular one large outlet, when you realise it's actually really bad for you and it's not going to make you feel any good, ever. And you don't know what possessed you to buy it in the first place. Can have spelling variations - mac-stake - particularly when preceded by 'big'.

Uh-oh... that's my third big mac-stake of the week!
This was a mc-stake.

by Bracelet December 24, 2008

pawsy shakes

when ur so ripped tryin to play it straight in front of your rents.. u try to keep urself from laughin and u shake uncontrollably...my bro and i made this up when we were high as shit and it happened lmao

:haha easy there, your spillin the milk everywhere
:dude i cant keep it straight.. i got the pawsy shakes

by Scott Lambchop February 25, 2008

United States Tactical

A Large Tactical Gaming Clan, That has Superior Tactics and Skills, That makes us one of the Oldest And most Respected Swat Gaming Clans.. We have been around over 12 years now and will continue to grow.

"Wow, we got arrested.. Thats because their tactics were superior, they must be apart of United States Tactical."

by (US*T):Burgerking October 5, 2009

kaitlynn stokes

a pretty and cool girl that lives in florida and has a sister named jessica her hair is dark and her eyes are a blueish green color she has 3 brothers chase,chad,and cody.

kaitlynn stokes is very pretty

by kelsey 123 January 1, 2012

trevor stokes

A gay kid who fucked a tree thinking it was Ivy from Soul Caliber

Trevor Stokes just went over and put his dick in that tree

WTF

by Godlike988687 October 30, 2014