spice the meat

This happens when a girl gives head to a guy, pukes on his dick, and then he jacks off on her face. Using the puke as lube is much like spicing meat before cooking it.

Shannon let me spice the meat right on her face.
Don't eat tacos before you spice the meat.

by somecrazymeatspicer March 3, 2007

bite sized

the term to call
someone stupid or an insult
and or saying a guys got a little dick

hey dude your bite sized at this shit
hey your dick bite sized

by Michelle Mawyin December 24, 2007

plus sized

This is what leftist bitches say as an excuse of their ridiculously high body weight instead of touching grass and going to the gym to do some workout and live a productive life

Person 1: I'm plus sized
Person 2: Stfu you're just fat, here is a gym ticket for you just please do something i beg you, always stay healthy!
Person 1: Thank you 😀

by thesmartkid420 June 22, 2022

old spice

(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.

All hail Baroness Thatcher!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

jeff-size dick

codename for asian dick

Jeff tried to jerk off his dick but he cant because he has a jeff-size dick

by Erika's a jew October 18, 2013

Bohemian Spice Rack

While you are having sex and find yourself about to finish, you promptly yell out "Andale!" and jack yourself off in the same manner of using a salt or pepper shaker all over the face and most importantly eyes of your significant other.

Oh my gosh Jeff! You really Bohemian Spice Racked your dog?

by yeah he did the alligator October 20, 2010

Spice Melon

Spice melon is a dessert. It is melon balls with a spiced sauce poured over them.

Mmm...I just love your spicey balls. Look at her melons! That dude's got some big hunkin' spice melons.

by Ira Q. Nid September 22, 2009