A Jake the snake

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of

Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!

by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022

Solid Snake

Dummy thicc sneaking man

hrngh colonel, im Solid Snake. Big fat ass

by Pizza Hut? More like PIZZA BUT May 22, 2019

Stroke the snake

Another way to say masturbate

“Whatever , don’t act like you guys don’t stroke the snake either”

by Scorpio Zeus February 26, 2018

bone snake

spine

my bone snake hurts

by anonymous June 18, 2021

night snaking

When you are at a social gathering under the influence preying on innocent woman like a snake would do its prey

Hey look,Shanes night snaking!

by killedmydog1998 May 1, 2016

Vanilla Snake

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.

Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.

I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.

by annoying sadist July 22, 2014