ornamental snake

A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.

As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....

by Marteau December 14, 2015

Piddly Snakes

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.

"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!

by JohnnyB88 December 15, 2008

Fake Snake

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!

Stop playing that fake snake!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

Prattle Snake

A person who slithers into the middle of a conversation, ultimately dominating it, as they won't stop talking.

Rita is such a prattle snake at work. Every single break we have she just appears, as if by magic, and then won't let anyone else get a word in.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Snake-a-brew

"Snaking a brew" is defined as something that Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) says in I Love You Man.

"Wanna beer?"
"I'll snake-a-brew."

by jimjiminy June 16, 2018

snake bell

A ungrateful douche, who only cares for his fame/money and not his fans. He was featured in a very popular Nickelodeon show called snake and Josh. One day, he ran into Josh peck and decided to surprise his friend, David Dobrik, one of snake and Josh's biggest fans. Bell was exclaiming that David was a great guy in an interview but a week later, threw shade at him saying he was "mean" and trying to get people on his side. He failed miserably, leaving David richer, more famous, and sexier than he'll ever be.

snake bell that's all.

by dobriksmiles November 12, 2017

Bush Snake

1. Slang for a penis, particularly one that is surrounded by significantly long pubic hair.

2. A non-venomous snake found in Africa.

She got hair in her mouth after sucking his bush snake.

by MFCM December 8, 2016