shart

when one farts and shits at the same time

dude ive just sharted!

by matty1980 May 26, 2009

Tiger Shart

The striped pattern left in loose fitting undergarments after sharting.

I was horrified to see that that last wet fart left my boxers with a tiger shart print.

by PortagePotato June 22, 2012

Fart before the shart

The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!

All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!

by Franz2 September 3, 2011

smarty pants

someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants.
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car.
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

by shracaneits January 16, 2009

Shart

A fart that spews shit into your pants.

Jeffrey did you just fart. No it was a shart cause theres some shit mixed in. Tottaly Radical!

by blackman123 January 22, 2007

shart

the act of going to fart just a little
when all of a sudden a little bit of
diareah comes out.therefor you have sharted in your pants or wherever you are.this is not a good thing to
do because it does not smell too good.

i went to toss his salad but when i was taking off my clothes,i sharted and IT went everywhere!

by watts..lovee January 10, 2008

Shart

AKA: Shit-Farts
While straining to push out a doozie of a fart, you accidently shit you're pants. Can also happen unexpectedly when attempting a silent but deadly hot fart.Reprocussions: 1.)May just leave a small skid mark or 2.) May ruin you're Wedding Dress. Sharts may prelude to a night of drinking warm Coronas.

ex 1.)I accidently shart my pants in line waiting for my Big Mac.
ex 2.) We all heard the fart, and the look on her face made it evident she had just shart her pants. A quick look in the undies confirmed the fact, and new undies were called in.
ex 3.)I had to shower after that shart.

by Juliagoolia September 15, 2005