SHIF

When you in the Christian Household house and you stub your toe.

Bob:AH SHIF I STUBBED MY TOE

by 😩🍔 July 27, 2018

Birthday Shaft

When you are not invited to a birthday party because you are lame.

Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?

Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!

by randy2.0 October 23, 2009

the shaft

1 Familiar name for a landmark at Georgia Tech called the Campanile.

I'll meet you by the shaft after class

by The damn co-op December 5, 2004

shafted

To be hanging out with a group of friends, then left out of all conversation and jokes while friends continue like you aren't even there.

I was completely shafted tonight; I went to the mall with a group of friends, and they acted like I wasn't even there.

by T-MON3Y November 28, 2009

the shaft

Getting the bad part of a bargain. It comes from the song: "She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)" written by Jerry Reed.

SNIPPET:
She got the goldmine (She got the goldmine)
I got the shaft (I got the shaft)
They split it right down the middle
And then they give her the better half
Well, it all sounds sorta funny
But it hurts too much to laugh
She got the goldmine, I got the shaft

Why'd you make that trade, you got the shaft!

by Rob Bradley May 18, 2006

shafty bastard

a diabolical person (see: sly poots)

he slaped my moma what a shafty bastard!

by SPG October 23, 2003

shidthoughts

**IMPORTANT MESSAGE**

shidthoughts is the most respected roblox player, if you see this message ping him in the general chat or just dm him. If you decide to disrespect him you’re clearly obese or your dad left you for a small baggie of cocaine, shidthoughts is everyone’s father so feel free to call him dad, daddy shid, poppa shid, and lord. Also it is a huge sin to disrespect daddy shid, I don’t fucking care if you’re atheist or not you’re still going to respect him, bet? alright then.

Daddy shid loves you too!

Dave: Ah I’d love me a PS4

Dave’s step-sister: What are you fucking gay

Dave? Stop having those shidthoughts

Dave: Sorry for being a faggot step-sis

by No one fucking loves you October 28, 2019