When you in the Christian Household house and you stub your toe.
Bob:AH SHIF I STUBBED MY TOE
by ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ” July 28, 2018
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So Hard I Farted
Added to the ending of common acronyms
Shine: Holy shit is what you get when you have anal sex w/ a priest
Christi: lmao
B: rolf-shif

ROFL-SHIF, Rolling On the Floor Laughing - So Hard I Farted LMAO-SHIF, Laughing My Ass Off - So Hard I Farted
by B.Murphy July 18, 2009
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Shiffing is a Fantasy Football term for ripping off your friends by trading several inferior players for fewer high quality players. this includes harrassment through posting comments and text messages, and dealing this with people who obviously have no clue what they are doing. Then talking smack and being a jerk after the trade by verbally berating and being a bitch about it to the person he ripped off. It also includes the OCD technique of bombarding everyone with random horrible trade offers
Man, all that Shiffing before that trade must have made you crazy!, and he's been Shiffing me too, but I cant stand dealing with all that crap. Its ruined all the fun in our league!
by sarjas November 6, 2011
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A combination shit & fish smell that comes off a girls ass when fucking her doggy style. Usually forces you to turn your head and hold your breath. Sometimes pushing her butt cheeks together helps. If severe enough doggy style is not an option
I was about to fuck her doggy style when I smelled shif.
by bobbydeuce December 21, 2006
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An idiot usually in grade 9 who acts like he's in grade 6 and act like they have friends. Known for using around ten emojis in one sentence.
Example: Yo! That was so lit fam ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ
"Did you see shif acting tough in the hall way?"
by Fusi June 14, 2016
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An illegal act in which a person sniffs their poop in order to develop their immunity at an alarming rate.

Derives from the words, shit sniffing.
by shiffmeister May 22, 2011
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Short for Shit Hits The Fan: the decisive moment in time when a precarious situation teeters over into utter pandemonium.
by Dinosaur Ducky April 5, 2022
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