Justifiable Salt

A term used for when you are angry and upset about something, but it is for a good reason or something that seems, as in the term, justifiable.

Person 1: So of COURSE Lindsey decides, 'oh, I should totally go downstairs WITHOUT the group and wander around looking at the fucking whales, causing my group to be twenty minutes late back to the bus!'
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!

by MaggotHoles February 16, 2018

Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.

“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”

by mjmoo December 1, 2018

salt to taste

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.

“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”

“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”

by MilitiaP May 14, 2024

Salt-N-Pepa Chinchilla

When an ugly looking black female is covered by semen from multiple men.

“This one chick named Gayonna was the recipient of a Salt-N-Pepa Chinchilla”

by bham69420 January 4, 2023

Salt

The act of throwing salt, degrading someone for sport.

Bob: "Bruh the only reason you guys won is because the refs were retarded."

Jake from State Farm: "HOLY SHIT THE SALT. Naa dude, we were the better team, why are you always throwing salt for no reason?"

Bob: "Alright, my bad"

by ICEBALLER October 8, 2014

Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023

ryan salt

Ryan salt is a dreamer every thing he does is a just a dream because what happens to Ryan and how everyone else sees it is completely different

Jake:hey want to hang out?
Ryan salt:hey want to go hang your self

by The truth 65 May 30, 2016