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Russian Bow-Tie

To tie another's ballsac around another's neck into a bow-tie.
Guy 1: That guy over there looked at me wrong o.o
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I'm gonna give him a Russian Bow-Tie.
Guy 2: .....
by Crunk v2 September 6, 2012
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Being Russian

The act of being Russian or overall bad-ass
Not Russian 1: Dude who is that.
Not Russian 2: O that is Dmitri hes Russian.
Not Russian 1: Dude he is such a bad-ass.
Not Russian 2: He is Being Russian duh.
by A Flying Russky August 1, 2012
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cold russian hot dog

A Soviet KGB Agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with cum then uses the force if his anus to shoot the hot dog into your anus making you have shit come out of your mouth
Man that cold Russian hot dog fucked me up
by Mmcminds January 9, 2016
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Russian Pincher

When a person kicks you in the crotch, striking you between the balls, pushing them to opposing side, thus "pinching" your nuts. This is specifically a good phrase to use when a Russian woman named Olga performs the act.
Damn that Olga... She gave me the old Russian Pincher
by lulzcannon January 11, 2008
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russian slapper

the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you
Last night i gave my mother a russian slapper.
by Steven L January 25, 2009
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Russian Fatso

Recipe:

-2 parts vodka
-Shit ton of Doublestuf oreos
-Splash of milk

Combine all of the ingredients in a blender and enjoy.
Damn, I'm tryin' to go ham on a couple of Russian Fatsos tonight before the club.
by fatso_joe December 15, 2010
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Russian Pit Stop

Roll up to a red light and watch until it is ready to turn green by observing other lights turning yellow. As soon as that yellow light turns red, jump out of the car and do at least one rotation around the vehicle while the light is green (do as many as you see fit). Get back in the car once the light is about to turn red and then speed off.

This is the more dangerous but certainly similar version of the Chinese Fire Drill.
Frank: Dude, Matt did another Russian Pit Stop at the Sunoco intersection!

Ted: Holy cow! I remember when he did a week ago when four cars were behind him.
by itsthemangoman August 21, 2011
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