Rule 34B

(a) An extension of Rule 34.
If porn has not been made of an object that has been Rule34'd, porn will be made of this object as soon as your request is processed.

(b) An extension of Rule 34 for medium.
If a creative media exists, someone has used it to create porn at some time.

Rule 34B (a) examples
<a> I call rule 34 on a Dr. Pepper can
<b> doesnt exist
<c> hey thats a good idea, ill draw some
<a> @.@!

Rule 34B (b) examples
Sporn
flash porn
anime porn
cartoon porn
drawn porn
digital porn
3d porn
...the list goes on

by FluffyNevyn September 27, 2008

The Tap Rule

The one prevailing law during a gangbang that creates order from disorder. After a reasonable period of time has passed, the gentleman who's "on deck" may tap the shoulder of the gentleman currently "at bat," and the latter gentleman must step aside and let the next guy have his turn.

This rule also works for drinking at a water fountain.

The Tap Rule was popularized during one particular scene (I believe it was No Holes Barred 4) where a certain anonymous man repeatedly ignored the aforementioned shoulder tap and was sternly reminded by one the men standing by to, "Respect the Tap Rule."

Rather than let the normally enjoyable experience turn to violent anarchy, the man relented and allowed the next gentleman to put his hoohoodilly in the female participant's cha-cha or whoopsidaisy, thereby preventing possible bloodshed.

by nutman December 16, 2005

Facebook Limit Rule

The rule that no person shall make more than three Facebook moves in one night. This includes status updates, comments, likes, and sharing links. A preventative measure from being one of those annoying people who doesn't shut up on Facebook.

Guy 1 - "Dude, like my status."

Guy 2 - "Sorry bro! I already commented on a status, shared a link, and liked another status. Anymore Facebook moves will make me seem annoying and addicted!"

Guy 1 - "Damn Facebook Limit Rule."

by jsea483 January 11, 2011

Rule 53

Women who are obnoxiously attracted to you have a penis or STD.

Garth: Man see that girl over there eyeing me...shes rubbing her nipple.

Mark: Rule 53 dude.

Garth: shit

by Alixfoxlolz October 5, 2009

Rule 7106

Guys are Guys

Girls are Guys

and Children are Federal Agents

Roger: Yesterday on a forum this girl told me I was really cool! Right after I let her borrow my social security number. She needed it for something...

Jim: Rule 7106......and you're a dumb ass

by Robert N. Weave July 6, 2010

beach rules

A commonly accepted law which dictates certain interactions in costal areas of recreation. The rules favor the winner of physical conflicts between two parties and usually end in the superior party recieving an object of great significance.

TL,DR: Screw you Orlando Bloom, I kick your ass I take your girl.

Beach Rules Examples
ex) Party 1 has an object of significance (attractive females)

Party 2 challenges Part 1 and wins

Party 2 has the oppourtunity of taking the attractive female and other objects of importance.

by The Flugas March 9, 2009

Rule 30

The rule stating that there are no girls on the internet.

*Girl posts picture.*
Not real! Rule 30!

by awesome9 November 5, 2011