queef

When, after an extended episode of concentrated reasoning, a lady realises that she has discovered a hitherto overlooked flaw in Einstein's Relativity Theory but coherent speech is made an impossibility due to an intense level of sexual excitement, she must resort to an audible vaginal emission to convey her profundities to any fortunate peer within earshot. The pungency of the resultant queef can be overpowering and is directly proportional to the originality and validity of the lady's deductions.

Man, mid-coitus: "Phwoah?! What was that?"
Lady, ditto: "That, Archibald, was a post-structuralist analysis of the novel A Room With a View by E.M. Forster."
Man: "It friggin' stinks!"
Lady: "Exactly!"

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

quebec

A friendly people with a rich culture and much wisdom. But not that much.

salute meuf. jte casse les deux jambes si tu mecoeures encore tabarnak

by Fayez November 4, 2004

queef bagel

when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.

I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.

by scatterbox January 19, 2009

queef bag

immature boys who may be younger or older then you and think its cool to be a dick. they are usually ugly or unpopular and try to act tough on the internet but when you really get to know them they act all nice sweet and kind then BAM back to the dick phase. they think therye hot shit when they act dickish with there friends but really there just making it worse for them. they think they can get any girl in bed, when really they can only get lonely desperate sluts who are sadly misguided. most of them have chodes, and act like man whores but are deep down prude. dont fuck with them or theyll get there parents on your ass or get there 'older brother' on you, since they cant fight worth shit.

immatue guys.
guy; hey babe wanna get it on ?
gurl; UH NO ya queef bag!

by babybaby12 February 18, 2010

queebo

to suck the fart/queefs out of a dead rabbits ass/vadge

yo i heard lilly likes to queebo




dude ha mike likes to go queeboing

by boneyboydancer February 10, 2009

Queef king

a noun, of a male whom is the king of all Queefs women make, often to give a title of a transsexual, or both genders, of which they too may Queef, making them superior are the rightful king of Queefs as no woman can.

" ellie i am the king of queefs hear me man flarp", "and my name is Queef king emma"

by luke brunyee May 15, 2009

Queeby

Someone who sucks the shit out of dead chickens' ass holes.

"Don't employ Rufus to do any chicken plucking. He won't get much done since he's a queeby."

by modans55 July 7, 2016