Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

Happy Amigo Puppy

A friend of Mexican decent who is considered to be cute, like a puppy, and is always happy.

Dude, my dog died...
Its okay, we always have our Happy Amigo Puppy.

by curvybanana123 June 11, 2011

CUTE PUPPY

Usually something you say when you are speechless or don't want to say, "Omg" or "Oh my god/gosh!"
Make sure to say it loudly to get peoples attention, it works for most people, if your a socialy awkward then this is nothing but a computer message, cause if you use this then people won't.... Whatever...

"Who do you think is better, me or Jessi?" Cathy said.
"Yea whose better?" Jessi answered.
"....." Kaelyn paused speechlessly, "CUTE PUPPY."

by Sickapple Nation September 5, 2016

LUNCH PUPPY

An egregiously fat women of younger age that obviously loves to eat food and not workout

Hey Mark go ask for the girls number, Hell no dude she’s a total lunch puppy

by Tacowacoaclocko November 17, 2025

Swamp puppy

A non-aggressive American alligator or crocodile, often found in the Everglades. Swamp puppies are usually found in the water, swimming around, chilling below the surface, and being peaceful lizard bois.

“Hey guys, I’m in the Florida Everglades and I just found this huge swamp puppy. Isn’t he cute?”

by soda drink December 12, 2023

hoe puppy

Hoe Puppy: Any Basic Bitch using the puppy tongue filter on SnapChat

Jennifer is such a fucking hoe puppy!! That girl is always using that same damn snap filter

by BwAnonymous May 18, 2017

skank puppy

ussually meant to be a name for someone. mostly names that start with the letter L, M, or N. mainly Noah. it seems like thats a good name for it. skank puupy means that the person who is being called a skank puppy is a total fag or just doesn't know what to do in his or her life.

Guy.1 yo, did you see that Noah kid.
Guy.2 yeah, he's a real skank puppy.

by the one in class March 20, 2012