club punching

The act of going outside the back of a club and bending over so another man can insert his phallus into your rectum and pound you silly.

"I ain't goin' down! I'm club punching!"

Translation:

I will not be the one to go down on you my friend. I would rather you place your penis into my rectum.

by Club Puncher 69 October 9, 2006

punching toast

Fingering, or more accurately, finger blasting a girl.

D'Angelo: I saw you leave with that broad. Did you munch that?

Cadillac: No, she wouldn't let me munch, so i punched her toast all night.

by CadillacZach June 8, 2005

crowd punch

during a concert (most commonly rock/metal shows) leaping over and/or onto the crowd and punching that more so effects concert goers that are generally watching the performance rather than the participants in the moshpit

Dude! Did you see that? That kid just jumped up over 2 kids and crowd punched like 3 people!

by NefaRious_DaRcy December 31, 2007

Powers Punch

(noun) the feeling a male gets when his jaw hits the floor as a result of being told his now ex-girlfriend is pregnant as a result of their break-up nooky

man, when she told me she was late for her monthly visit from aunt flo, i had a powers punch

by just meeeee December 21, 2008

Yoshi Punch

When you punch someone so hard in the back of the head their tongue comes out, usually in a sexual act.

I totally yoshi punched this girl last night

by Kelso411 August 25, 2011

Frog Punch

A punch with a closed fist and one knuckle sticking up.

"I got a frog punch in the leg, ow"

by TheOnlyMikeZ April 16, 2010

punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.

My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.

by Max O June 19, 2006