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Poo head

A poo head is someone who’s getting on your nerves and instead of swearing at them you call them a poo head.
A way to low key insult your fellow people and not get in trouble when around teachers.
Poo head can be used in many occasions and can be just used when someone teases you or hits you.
The worlds filled with them!
your such a poo head!”, phoebe said.

What’s a poo head?”, replied magdelena.
“Some one who gets on your nerves”, Phoebe said

“oh clever”, said magdelena
by Webby97 December 9, 2019
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faux-poo

1. noun. a fart that accidentally slips out in an embarrassing situation.
2. noun. a fart that is intentionally released but exhibits the owner's poor sense of social etiquette.
3. noun. a really bad fart that is more closely described as a fake shit; only missing the solid matter.
Oh my God, did someone step in something or was that a faux-poo?
Can you believe Cindy's faux-poo during church?
by Scubadubadog January 13, 2008
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Poo Bear

A descriptive word for someone who has majestic qualities much like a bear . A poobear is a sexually aggressive bear . With the power to make your face so red it melts off like in that movie we all probably watched at some point. Poobears can be friendly and will accept small gifts only from people they like . Generally good natured the boobear can always be distinguished by the fact that it tends to act like a little shit .
Poo Bear is the most magical of all the bears
by Hootymcboobity July 24, 2019
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[poo-jitsu]

The hand-locks employed on the wayward or kicking legs of a toddler when changing a nappy/diaper.
"Look out!! He's kicking!! He could kick that poo!! Quick! Subdue him with poo-jitsu!!"
by burning log July 27, 2009
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poo scale

A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.
Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."
by rufusclay November 7, 2013
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Poo Stalling

Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.
Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.
by Schnazzle G October 10, 2016
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