by The Love Alchemist June 10, 2008
Get the Piss sorry mug.by FatalDischarge August 28, 2013
Get the Piss Token mug.Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.
Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.
Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!
Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.
Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!
by Krankëmz October 13, 2021
Get the Pissed on the monitor mug.When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.
(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted
(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted
Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "
by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017
Get the piss shnart mug.The portion of the porcelain toilet rim that is exposed by a u- shaped toilet seat.
In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.
In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.
Every time I take a poop in public, and I wipe, my arm hits the piss rim!!!
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Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!
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Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!
by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022
Get the Piss rim mug.A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
Get the Piss-Waffle mug.when you take an absolutely humongous piss. just so huge and thorough. like totally giant and stuff.
by Megacheese69420 April 22, 2023
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