Post concert depression

1)A feeling of loss of value and purpose in life by a subject after completing a performance or concert. Usually in a band or orchestra setting.

Fuck dude after that lit concert everyone be having post concert depression

by Xuanjing58 May 26, 2019

Post-turtle

*Australian definitive example.

Post-turtle

While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Queensland farmer, who got cut on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Kevin-07 and his appointment to Prime Minister of Australia.

“Well, ya know,” drawled the old farmer, “this Rudd fella is what they call a fencepost turtle.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost turtle was.

The old farmer said, “when you’re driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s called a fencepost turtle.”

The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain,

“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he definitely doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dill put him up there in the first place!

by Tallara June 30, 2008

poser punk

the word poser says it all.

oohh guess what.. i wear BLACK and have SAFETY PINS stuck all over my clothes. woowwww... i must be a punk! who knew?

*go figure!*

by zero star July 25, 2004

PostSecret

A website that encourages the anonymous exposure of one's deepest secrets to the world. It is updated every Sunday.

Thus far, there are 3 PostSecret books.
Visit postsecret.blogspot.com

Person A: Have you visited PostSecret this week?
Person B: Yeah, the secret about the insane fan made me laugh.
Person A: Me, too.

by Carissa_Marie April 29, 2007

post-trump stress disorder

A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.

Me: I can't come into work today.

Boss:Why?

Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.

Boss: Understood

by j0shuam0rris November 17, 2016

POSG

acronym for "piece of sh** guy/girl". Pronounced possage.
Somebody who intentionally commits evil acts against others, instigated disputes, and has a very crude sense of humor.

John told Betty that Chris had made fun of her. At the same time John told Chris that Betty was saying bad things about him. John is such a POSG.

by 1208guy June 25, 2008

The position will remain open until it is filled

Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.

"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."

by Rhetoric in America March 16, 2008