Gamer poo

Where you leave your PC/Console - run to the bathroom - poo - wipe - wash hands get back to the game within 30 seconds

Last 20 players in PUBG and I needed a poo! I did the perfect gamer poo! cam back to the PC and was still alive, finished 4th haha

by DB86 February 2, 2021

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analogue poo

When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.

I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.

by jwgrooves June 13, 2017

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Poo head

A poo head is someone who’s getting on your nerves and instead of swearing at them you call them a poo head.
A way to low key insult your fellow people and not get in trouble when around teachers.
Poo head can be used in many occasions and can be just used when someone teases you or hits you.
The worlds filled with them!

“your such a poo head!”, phoebe said.

“What’s a poo head?”, replied magdelena.
“Some one who gets on your nerves”, Phoebe said

“oh clever”, said magdelena

by Webby97 December 9, 2019

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