1)he/she got the lead pipe massage while he was walking home from work last night.
2)he/she got the lead pipe massage for being late for the meeting.
2)he/she got the lead pipe massage for being late for the meeting.
by WstLwnG March 03, 2009
by CoCo April 21, 2004
Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.
by Persephone's Vacuum January 22, 2005
Homer: I have 50 bucks riding on this game.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
Homer: This isn't gambling Marge. It's lead-pipe cinch.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
Homer: This isn't gambling Marge. It's lead-pipe cinch.
by Jara Dosek December 29, 2006
by Barry or December 29, 2006
When a girl is hitting you up but not saying anything you just gotta drop the question, "tryna catch this pipe"
If yea she wants ya dick, if not she aint mean it when she say shit
If yea she wants ya dick, if not she aint mean it when she say shit
by g139900 February 29, 2016
The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.
by Nickdaisy May 22, 2010