Pick Down Artist

Unique enough and he's decent looking. Swipe right

Person 1: I was swiping on Tinder and this guy had me look up a strange phrase I had never heard of before.

Person 2: Sounds like a Pick Down Artist. What did you do?
Person 1: Unique enough and he's decent looking. Swipe right
Person 2: Good call

by ab2406 October 16, 2020

hobo picking

when you break up bud with your fingers

i ain't got no grinder, looks like i'll be hobo picking that shit

by 420gmoney January 16, 2013

picking turnips

The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.

Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.

by Juselsm January 17, 2012

pick up trou

To raise one's pants from ankle-level to waist, covering the nether regions; opposite of drop trou.

My buddy dared me to drop trou in front of a group of school kids. It was really embarrassing when the police officer told me to pick up trou before I was arrested for sexual harassment.

by TrouDropper March 11, 2011

ninja pick

A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.

Sam: Stop ninja picking in the corner we can all see you!

by FATALATOR November 21, 2011

Pick & Poke

Using a randomized event generator (e.g. dice roll) to determine which orifice to penetrate

while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!

by TBCRI September 15, 2011

Pick me gay

1. conservative homosexuals who claim "they're not like other gays" and "there exists nothing like Homophobia" just to get Conservative brownie points.

2. Famous examples include Ernst Röhm and Rock Hudson, two closet conservative gay people who were thrown under the bus by Adolf Hitler and Ronald Reagan respectively. Ernst Röhm was thrown into the same concentration camp and Rock Hudson was given no support when he was HIV positive.

3. Faggots who themselves have piles, STDs and even HIV AIDS, have unhygienic sodomy, and will shit on trans, intersex and non binary people. Trans people especially, who've done so much labour during the HIV scare.

4. throw the rest of the community under the bus, waiting for their turn one day.

Also called grifter.

Abhijit Iyer Mitra is a pick me gay. He's an ugly warthog who dances in dresses and then shits on the trans community. He's also very unhygienic and could have syphilis.

by waayytogo December 27, 2023