Owning a PC

An expensive way of getting no bitches

Did you hear about Logan owning a PC? Bro gets no bitches

by Moron77 May 23, 2022

Birthing your own grinch

Making your own intelligent decisions

Not consenting to mental health treatment (ama mind you) when your really need said treatment, thats not called birthing your own grinch; it's called stupidity

by Sexydimma October 13, 2024

Paper Box Is I legally Owned Angel Jose Robles

Paper Box Is I legally Owned Angel Jose Robles

Paper Box Is I legally Owned Angel Jose Robles

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.

When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.

by markolai April 7, 2013

player own

v. An ability found in MMORPGs that allows one player to take complete control of another player's character.

Stupid orc's gonna rue the day he hatched when I player own his ass.

by acgt December 15, 2008

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

Own

Synonymous to "don't".

Girl 1: Why did he break up with you?

Girl 2: I own know, I always treated him right and I never cheated in him, I own know, for real.

Mother: What do you want for lunch?
Son: I own care, whatever we've got in da fridge.

by Skrtgangster June 3, 2018