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suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*
kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!
by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021
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I'm in a gender of my own

There are only 2 genders, you can't be anything else. I don't care if you sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter it doesn't count.
"I don't fit in the two genders, I'm in a gender of my own"

"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."
by GroovyReater4 January 23, 2017
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weaving your own yoghurt

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013
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Hoisted by my own re'tard

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.
I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.
by bumchutney February 7, 2022
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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
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Own

Synonymous to "don't".
Girl 1: Why did he break up with you?

Girl 2: I own know, I always treated him right and I never cheated in him, I own know, for real.

Mother: What do you want for lunch?
Son: I own care, whatever we've got in da fridge.
by Skrtgangster June 3, 2018
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