Heart beat

dupdap dupdap your heart

"What does doki (heart beat) mean?"
"Like dupdap dupdap your heart"

by cyyyyxoxo October 15, 2022

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

I’d beat

A comment used to inform people that you would have sexual relations with said person

She’s ugly but her pussy is good, I’d beat.

by Licky meballs May 24, 2018

Beat the Rap

To get the criminal charges levied against you dropped by the Prosecution, Judge or Jury in Court.

His luck seems never ending, he beat the rap again.

by edification nation September 15, 2021

Butlins or beats

A twisted game in which a gaggle of hardened stoners continue to smoke a cannabis cigarette far beyond its intended end point. The game ends when said cannabis cigarette is extinguished naturally due to lack of burnable material left - the stoner who happens to be holding the spliff when this happen is then administered a viscous yet jovial beating by the rest of the group.

Stoner Joey: ' gee that butlins that stoner Rob is smoking looks to have extuinguished itself!'
Stoner Joey to group: 'We're playing butlins or beats, lets beat him boys!'

by MarcBlade March 4, 2017

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

Beat sweet

A room or place to masturbate in. A room that someone masturbates or beats off in.

A teenage boys bedroom

Mom "Where's johny it's dinner time?"

Dad "hes probly in his beat sweet rubbing one out"

by Ab2k7 February 15, 2014