Guy 1: Stop being such a texting bottom and message me first for once
Guy 2: Sorry man, I'll do better
Guy 2: Sorry man, I'll do better
by GlitchingGalaxy October 18, 2022
Get the Texting Bottommug. by BuffaloJack July 3, 2010
Get the Bush Textingmug. The act of noticing someone who you know in a crowd or some other public situation and sending them a text from an unknown position referring to something which they are doing at the time e.g. "Reading by the lakeside, how very avant garde" this simulates the 'shot out of nowhere' effect of a sniper.
<Maria is having coffee>
Scott: (unseen by Maria) <observes Maria from a distance and sends a text> "ooh two sugars, bit of a sweet tooth aren't you?"
Maria: <checks phone and begins looking around aimlessly> replies "where are you?"
Scott: "I'm text sniping, so you have to guess"
Scott: (unseen by Maria) <observes Maria from a distance and sends a text> "ooh two sugars, bit of a sweet tooth aren't you?"
Maria: <checks phone and begins looking around aimlessly> replies "where are you?"
Scott: "I'm text sniping, so you have to guess"
by CHC-RPK March 23, 2011
Get the Text Snipingmug. by Nicky new August 20, 2019
Get the Text abusemug. Hey
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care
by Jbo780 November 23, 2017
Get the Jamie Textingmug. by Mack Daddy O December 18, 2015
Get the bae textingmug. Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.
Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
by Tess Tickular March 9, 2021
Get the Text jukingmug.