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There's nothing on the internet

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.
God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!
by LoneTree April 24, 2017
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Internet Forgotten

The case of where you have something really great that you want to search because it could mean a huge impact on something, or do something big, e.g. change the world, make a new internet meme, etc. but as soon as you try to, you instantly blank-out, and forget. This is really annoying.
I had such a bad case of Internet Forgotten that between the home page and the search page, I forgot what I was going to search for.
by The Macbroker August 23, 2011
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internet bad

adj. (in-ter-net bad) 1.spending time online when you're supposed to be working or sleeping
I'm a wreck today. I was internet bad last night until three in the morning.
by darrollx July 19, 2011
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internet opinions

Something you're not allowed to have no matter what and if you try to back it up you get called names so just dont have one.
Person 1- "I commented on my favourite persons video saying i liked it and that they're my favourite then everyone called me names"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"
by Mrsamskyrim August 4, 2016
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Internet Island

An small area where an internet connection is available within a deadzone. Internet Islands may or may not be extremely uncomfortable to use.

Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
"I found an internet island at the library on 5th Avenue. No password."

"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
by JimsPseudonym August 28, 2009
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Internet Made

Posting everything about you and the things you do on social media.

(ex: personal issues, where you are, what you’re doing, etc)
Jack: “she posts everything on social media
Mathew: “yeah, she’s internet made”
by playboiiii cartiiii May 17, 2020
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Internet Schizophrenia

Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"
by P0lybius July 29, 2023
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