My Michael Moment is when i froze for a coupla seconds after watching his famous moonwalk for the first time & i tried to imitate it. It made me say is definying gravity? Did he really just do that?
by Likcwhoaa July 7, 2009
Get the Michael Momentmug. Aggrivating a missy will result in the missy having a moment, commonly known as a missy moment.
In the event of a missy moment, be sure to keep a safe distance from the missy. At times, a short distance will not keep you safe. You may have to flee and take refuge far away from any missy.
In the event of a missy moment, be sure to keep a safe distance from the missy. At times, a short distance will not keep you safe. You may have to flee and take refuge far away from any missy.
Missy: ARRRRRR AAAHHHHH EEEEEEEEEFFFFFFF!!!!
Bobby: oo man that missy is having a moment!
Jim: what kind of moment, bobby?
Bobby: a MISSY moment!!!
Concerned citizens: RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSS
Bobby: oo man that missy is having a moment!
Jim: what kind of moment, bobby?
Bobby: a MISSY moment!!!
Concerned citizens: RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSS
by sosorrymissy March 15, 2009
Get the missy momentmug. Situations when preteens are acting serious about relationships, try to yell PRETEEN MOMENTS! whenever u see it
Preteen one: Dude, i think u should ask her out
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!
by catmann5418 October 23, 2007
Get the preteen momentsmug. Being Indicisive at a moment's notice.
John: Why didn't you tell me you were going to a concert tommorow night?
Tom: I did,I called you three days ago and you said you didn't want to go .
John: I don't remember that phone call .
Tom: Yeaaah right,geez you and your"trump moments " makes me laugh at times.
Tom: I did,I called you three days ago and you said you didn't want to go .
John: I don't remember that phone call .
Tom: Yeaaah right,geez you and your"trump moments " makes me laugh at times.
by McSwaggmike May 13, 2016
Get the Trump momentmug. by Violet bbg February 22, 2021
Get the Man momentmug. An event when one suddenly understands something even if the concept had been explained several times before.
Mark had one of those lightbulb moments when he saw the ocean for the first time and realized how huge it was when he couldn't see the other side.
by pkljm September 25, 2009
Get the lightbulb momentmug. I am a blonde, k. And I am very intelligent. But, like all blondes, I have blonde moments. Also called a BM
Blonde moments are brief periods of
1.) Upmost Stupidity
2.) Talking Bollocks
3.) Being Slow on The Uptake
4.) Stupid Randomess
Blonde moments are brief periods of
1.) Upmost Stupidity
2.) Talking Bollocks
3.) Being Slow on The Uptake
4.) Stupid Randomess
Example Of Blonde Moment 1.) Upmost Stupidity
Blonde Person: Whats the time?
Normal Person: Its time you got a watch
Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one.
Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks
This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up.
Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration
Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems
Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again!
Blond: Must of been a BM
Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake
Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us
Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you
Blonde Person: I wil pay
Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry!
Blond Person: Honestly I will pay!
Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it!
Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm!
Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness
Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin
*later that day*
Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!!
Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy
Blonde Person: Whats the time?
Normal Person: Its time you got a watch
Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one.
Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks
This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up.
Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration
Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems
Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again!
Blond: Must of been a BM
Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake
Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us
Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you
Blonde Person: I wil pay
Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry!
Blond Person: Honestly I will pay!
Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it!
Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm!
Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness
Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin
*later that day*
Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!!
Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy
by Cinderninja June 18, 2008
Get the Blonde Momentmug.