Natalie

is the bestest friend in this whole universe

will one day marry Taylor Swift

"U are such a Natalie"

Natalie by shrimpo1512 November 24, 2021

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Natalie Crawford

She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way

Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?

Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..

Natalie Crawford by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021

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Natalie

A hot Asian chick who is lowkey horny and has a nice smile. She’s very optimistic all the time but she’s also got her internal problems.

You know Natalie?
Yeah she fucked a bunch of dudes. I wish I was one of them

Natalie by skontix November 24, 2021

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Natalie

Natalie is a loyal, kind and beautiful soul. If you have 1 in your life you are very lucky as Natalie's are a rare breed. Being a very good judge of character, Natalie's tend to keep their circle quite small, and can be quiet around strangers they are unsure about but are always polite and considerate, even to horrible humans. Natalie's have a very strong dislike for bullies and all forms of discrimination. They will always campaign for what is right and fair.

If you are friends with Natalie then I'm your friend too

Natalie by Love and Sunshine November 24, 2021