Minecraft

A game what is made by notch and is ruined by spoiled kids and doesn't have many things and updates to slow.

"Hey,Tim did you see that game Called minecraft?"
"Yeah I heard the owner Is called notch."
"Yeah and is ruined by spoiled kids"
"And it updates too slow"

by Money spent on terraria. October 12, 2017

Minecraft

GOD IN GAME FORM

Minecraft is amazing

by Pug god November 02, 2019

Minecraft

The best fucking game in the whole fucking world.

Go play it.

Stop playing Fortnite Assholes.

I play Minecraft and I have an elytra bitches!

by superMinecraftcats December 10, 2019

minecraft

-word used to describe a feeling of being "blocky"
-lust
-not being sexy
-symptoms include:
vomitating
gyatting your face off
skibidi'ng the shit out of the bird sitting outside your window in atlanta
becoming hitler

i am feeling very minecraft.(blocky)
i have a feeling of minecraft. (lust)
i am minecraft.(not being sexy)
i feel minecraft-y (vomitating)

by November 22, 2023

Minecraft

A fun game where you can create, fight creepers, and kill yourself with TNT.

Steve: Kill that creeper!
Alex: Why?
Steve: Because...
Steve: Where in Minecraft!

Creeper: *explodes*

by MCPE Gaming July 15, 2018

Minecraft

A legal drug for all ages that is more addictive than drugs.

Buddy: yo there's this super cool new place where all the hot babes and ...

Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!

by lolu are um January 21, 2022

Minecraft

Where legends were made.
Fornite is gay.

Hey. Y'know this technoblade guy is a minecraft

by Niggas be like bruh October 12, 2019