Michael 

A cute,handsome,rich guy who you can have as a friend/lover. he cuddles you and give you sweets and stuff when you're on your period. he is boyfriend material. he looks very innocent and is very dirty in bed. he is mostly horny but doesn't show it.he mostly loves people whos names start with B,L,O,S and I.he has been in many relatoinships before but never really enjoyed them.

girl1:OMG is that Michael
girl2:he is sooo cute
girl3:ikr,i wish he was mine
boy1:but he is with L
girl3:she so lucky

Michael by naomi_LuLu January 28, 2023

michael 

DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL

MICHAEL HELP ME

michael by epic timmy jimmy February 6, 2023

Michael 

A male that gets sloppy seconds from his friends.

Damn, there's Michael always getting our sloppy seconds!

Michael by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023

Michael 

Is getting fucked

theres michael!

Michael by mikekk March 29, 2023

Michael 

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.

Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.

Michael by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023

Michael 

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.

Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!

Michael by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023

Michael 

A narcissist who can't see pastor own face one who has to be right and have the last word at all times 1 who cannot admit to anything

You know that guy Michael he has no truth from a lie, because all he does is lie!

Michael by Kellyskeet April 6, 2023