michael holden

the human embodiment of sunshine
tori spring's best friend/boyfriend(?)
best person ever

"Michael Holden is the most obnoxious guy I have ever met. I still love him though."

by evanhansenscast October 31, 2023

Feckin Michael

A nosy neighbour who looks through his curtains and people call him "feckin Michael"

Guy- "oh look feckin Michael is looking through his window
Michael-👀

by Feck off Michael April 27, 2019

Michael Yang

a coding god who can basically control you with codes. he is a legendary god known as the best in the group.

wow Michael Yang can code like a god. i dont feel so good. *snap*

by legend<3 April 2, 2019

michael clifford

the guitarist of 5 seconds of summer. he’s punk rock as hell but the 5sosfam still calls him a kitten. we STAN in this house.

person: omg look at this beautiful piece of man.
other person: it’s obviously michael clifford.

by mikeycliffcloff2011 November 19, 2018

The Michael Jackson

To beat your meat while listening to the song "Beat It"

I got caught doing the Michael Jackson in the girls locker room

by The Destroyer Of Pussy October 6, 2015

Michael FlynnFlam

The disgraced, treasonous former retired Army General who lost his way can became a puppet stooge of Diaper Donald Trump.

Michael FlynnFlam was pardoned once by Diaper Donald, but will not be so lucky when insurrection charges are brought against him.

by LaughingAloud May 14, 2023

Michael Todd

A guy who thinks he can arm wrestle but all he does is lay under the table and stares at his opponents dick.

I seen you Michael Todd me when we arm wrestled, you meat gazed.

by dusty 20 August 20, 2018