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Michael

A cute,handsome,rich guy who you can have as a friend/lover. he cuddles you and give you sweets and stuff when you're on your period. he is boyfriend material. he looks very innocent and is very dirty in bed. he is mostly horny but doesn't show it.he mostly loves people whos names start with B,L,O,S and I.he has been in many relatoinships before but never really enjoyed them.
girl1:OMG is that Michael
girl2:he is sooo cute
girl3:ikr,i wish he was mine
boy1:but he is with L
girl3:she so lucky
by naomi_LuLu January 28, 2023
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DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL
MICHAEL HELP ME
by epic timmy jimmy February 6, 2023
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Michael

A male that gets sloppy seconds from his friends.
Damn, there's Michael always getting our sloppy seconds!
by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023
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theres michael!
by mikekk March 29, 2023
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this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.
Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.
by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023
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Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.
Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!
by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023
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A narcissist who can't see pastor own face one who has to be right and have the last word at all times 1 who cannot admit to anything
You know that guy Michael he has no truth from a lie, because all he does is lie!
by Kellyskeet April 6, 2023
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