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Mexican Cigar

When a girl lights a mans pubic hair on fire and then sucks on his asshole.
Dude That girl i was with last night gave me a Mexican Cigar.
by Booch March 31, 2008
mugGet the Mexican Cigarmug.

Mexican Washcloth

The art of using a washcloth to wipe ones ass. The cloth is then placed discreetly so that another person uses the cloth during bathing without knowing where it has been.
My wife pissed me off last night, so I gave her a Mexican Washcloth. In other words I just shit in her face. So now I am not pissed off anymore.
by Dr. Daniel E. Snyder, LMF. November 30, 2004
mugGet the Mexican Washclothmug.

Mexican Mudslide

Drink made with Patron Cafe and Monster Mocha. Adding a shot of patron silver makes it a Dirty Sanchez.
Bartender make me a Mexican Mudslide, or better yet make it a Dirty Sanchez.
by Kirby68 September 11, 2016
mugGet the Mexican Mudslidemug.

Mexican Condom

A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.

Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
"Dude Felecia did the Mexican condom with me, it felt awesome"
by chumpguy December 31, 2013
mugGet the Mexican Condommug.

mexican fishhook

when u dig up yur butt and then stretch someone mouth with butty finger
my street ho was running her spicket so i had to givevdat bitch a mexican fishhook
by FromDaRidge February 13, 2015
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Mexican Grannydog

The act of squeezing turd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. The first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents Grandmother to receive the sex. Once she is lubed, begin coitus. During the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. Once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.
Yeah, I gave that old bitch Suelita a Mexican Grannydog last night, then I had her deported to El Salvador.
by Swish Kimmel Bounce October 26, 2010
mugGet the Mexican Grannydogmug.

mexican freezeout

when in a vehicle, putting on windowlocks, then rolling the windows down in cold weather and traveling at a high rate of speed
person 1: every heard of a mexican freezeout?
person 2:.....no?
person 1: alright, check this out, dont worry its fun.
by ca25yghfgw March 11, 2008
mugGet the mexican freezeoutmug.

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