The most talented, friendly, amazing pianist in Michigan. Is known for making the less musically talented more than a little jealous and deserves some type of God-like award for being awesome.
by dabestest2020 December 23, 2011
A name attributed to an individual who deliberately annoys or interrupts official scorers at sporting events. Often someone who exhibits this type of behaviour suffers from “small penis syndrome”. Exclusion zones are often put in place to deter this behaviour.
by masterboom November 17, 2016
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by CattMarlie January 09, 2008
A fucking pedophile. He only fucks girls that's age is on th clock. Gives good foot baths while he receives poetry. Secretly a wizard.
by sadboi666 February 03, 2019
One of the hottest guys my eyes were ever blessed with seeing. Next to his hypnotizing eyes and strong bone structured face, he has a GREAT body to go along with it. Known for playing as Aiden, the jock with a heart, on The-N's South of Nowhere
Matt Cohen should definitely give me a call. I would suck his dick so hard the sheets would be riding up his ass.
by Sucks Dick April 12, 2007
a real dude man bro man who makes children cry, supposedly getting fired, is a hippie and wears two different shoes, doesn't actually teach, but instead let's us play games about murder
literally anyone: I don't understand this question because you didn't tell me anything about it
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.
by .mithrandir. June 18, 2017