Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger

"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"

by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023

Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

Martinism

,,Martin Luther King" established his ,,Martinism". And he got many bad letters from the FBI. And the FBI installed many microphones in his hotel room. Soon after he died.

Martinism: I search for peace.

by h1ghflyer November 3, 2023

Martin Luther King Flip

Combining Molly, Ketamine and LSD.

Some dude: Holy shit bro I Martin Luther King Flipped so hard last night!
Some other dude: Yo thats so fucking cool

by tekkstasy November 7, 2023

SUCK IT, MARTIN!

Hah martin. You didn't believe me, did you? This phrase means that you are a skibidi poopy. Yep. It's in the dictionary.

SUCK IT, MARTIN!

by Kobe's Words. December 21, 2023

Martin

Someone who wants to be a therapist, not to read people, but to be the fixer in the relationship.

Oh, I’ve talked to Martin.

And?

I just wanted to talk!

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin

He’s creative. He’s a dreamer. He’s the boy who obsesses over you—the boy who wants to be your boyfriend. The boy who wants to be everything he is—just so you make him feel like he’s the only person in the world. Can he do it though? Is he too stuck in his imagination? He might not care about what’s happening in the real world. He might pretend that it doesn’t exist when he gets frustrated. Is it his self-image? Is it his rationale? Sometimes you can’t tell if he’s just ignorant in his imagination or he’s too lazy to create for the real world. Maybe he doesn’t want validation. Maybe he hasn’t realized that his dreams don’t align with reality. Maybe he’s doing all the wrong things with ulterior motivation. But one thing is sure. He wants to be just like your boyfriend. He wants to create that relationship with you. It’ll be in the back of his mind for years to come. He might even attempt to recreate that relationship with someone else, or maybe, just maybe, he’ll learn to appreciate himself, instead of obsessing over the people in his environment and dreaming of who he could become or how he could be perceived.

He never stops thinking about her.

Who, Martin?

Yes, what does he want?

He wants to be her everything—the center of her attention.

But Reginold, you’re the center of her attention!

All the more reason.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023