The best girl ever, I love her so much. I’m so happy I met her she’s the best thing that ever happened to me. She’s so sweet and funny and kind and caring and smart. And so hot too. Like 10/10 stunning
by july29 March 23, 2022

Loves it up the bum and occasionally up the nose, will suck your dick for a can of coke, has a big foot fetish, biggest slag in Bolton
by Nobhead November 26, 2019

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.
by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

The ugliest person alive some say. An Alex Orange Martin is a homeless person who lives in a bin behind IKEA in Manchester. He sneaks into the library to play video games and yell at his "friends" who he insults to make himself feel better. He does not have any real friends but some pretend to be his friend couse they feel bad for him.
by CheekiSwede February 24, 2017

often an excellent sniper in games, and has an extreme urge to play games, often gets zits on their forehead or on their head, usually has a veeery varm, calm, relaxing and deep voice
by lalskdkwbskskslns December 20, 2018

Maybe if Martin Hyde had had Martin Jekyll in da car with him at da time when he got pulled over for speeding and texting, da "opposites attract" concept might have kinda mellowed things out a bit, and so there might not have been da humiliating nationwide scandal dat brewed up as a result of said disgraceful incident.
by QuacksO February 26, 2022

When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.
by R6PTOR April 26, 2025
