by Milf Soup September 7, 2016
Get the Milf soup mug.A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.
by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023
Get the comfy milf mug.Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.
by Dreach September 22, 2022
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After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?
Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021
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Dude 1: Yo did you see Joes mom?
Dude 2: Yeah she’s a milf
Dude 1: A man I’d love to play Fortnite with?
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 2: Yeah she’s a milf
Dude 1: A man I’d love to play Fortnite with?
Dude 2: Yeah
by DiggityBick May 22, 2022
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