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Evil Mario

WILL THEY CRACK KURONA HELL YEAH
WILL THEY CRACK HIORI HELL YEAH
WILL THEY CRACK BAROU IN HIS MAID OUTFIT
WILL THEY TELL NEXUS TO KYS HELL YEAH
Evil Mario: I WILL BE CRACKING HIORI AND KURONA WHILE TELLING NEXUS TO KYS
by Rosufanboy#104729492 June 7, 2025
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Super Mario Divorce

When player two disconnects.
"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."
by gamer_Kat June 12, 2025
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Mario

A fat Italian plumber which kills turtles, shoves 100+ coins in his infinitely deep pockets, kidnaps Princess Peach and makes Boiled or Roasted Bowser for lunch every day
Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!
by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023
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Super Mario World

Super Mario World is an amazing girl, she is nice but when you mess with her or her friends she can be sassy. She is very smart and will always prove a point. Super Mario World will do anything she puts her mind to and will always succeed, when someone tells her she can't she does. Super Mario World can always keep a secret no matter what. Her smile can make anyones day be amazing. She cares about all her friends and always make sure they are happy. Super Mario World is a beautiful and charming girl, who cares alot about her friends and family.
So... I may have fallen for this girl.. Her name is Super Mario World.

What's she like?

She's amazing. She already stole my heart. I love her with everything I have.

You better hold on to her, man. She sounds like a keeper.
by Booplesnooty September 17, 2023
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Mario

(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)

Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?

I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
by stovO33 April 2, 2024
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Elephant Mario

When Nintendo starts running out of ideas for Mario games.

It started out with a plumber trying to save a princess
NOW IT'S A FUCKING ELEPHANT-
by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024
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