Lunched

Occurs when starting the dating process with someone new and feeling the need to impose pre-defined and static boundaries on your time together
Example:

Friend #1: "Hey, how's the new guy? How was the first date?"
Friend #2: "How was the first date? Long, way too long. He seems like a nice guy though. I think I'll lunch him a few times and see how that goes?

TWO WEEKS LATER:
Friend #1: So you've lunched this guys 7 times in 2 weeks. What's the verdict?
Friend #2: Which guy are we talking about?
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Lunched

To stand up a person when there was a pre-ordained meeting .

To acknowledge a person and get ignored in return.
Damn! The fucker said he would come by! He never showed up!

Dude. You got lunched!

She looked right at me when I waved!

She lunched the shit out of you!
by beaujam June 20, 2020
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touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.
1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!
by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011
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bro-lunch

When a bunch of bro's get together for lunch. Generally without chicks. Because chicks talk... alot.
Yo bro, let's dip out at 11 for bro-lunch at Uncle Julio's, then parlay that into Starbucks credit card roulette and an office foosball tourney. Should be back by 2ish.
by masta_Joe October 30, 2015
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daily-lunch

Aww dude, kill that daily-lunch with fire.
by hi legacy man March 25, 2005
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boxed lunch

What it says on the tin. It's not a vagina, you perverts!!
Boxed lunch is convenient because it doesn't make a mess everywhere.
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 04, 2017
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Lunch Monkey

Kids that would cause issues, most of the time fights during lunch time. Typically, they do this for their own stupid entertainment at the cost of other people's calming meal.
Here comes Elijah and his lunch monkey friends. This is the 4th fight this week, they never stop!
by ZahaK August 08, 2021
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