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tree lover

Hannah, the one who loves hugging and kissing trees. Wants to make baby groots with trees.
Amy: whose that girl over there?
Anjali: the one making out with a tree?
Pauline: oh thats just my friend, tree lover
Steffi: gross
Stella: im gonna write a smut on this
Sung: yuh.
by SPECIALKCEREALYOUMMY September 18, 2022
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Feather-lover

Those who derive sexual pleasure from being tickled.
She was a feather-lover but he found the giggles a bit of a turn off even if she wriggled pleasantly when naked.
by JonnyMadrid September 27, 2013
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son of a mother lover

a non vulgar more polite way to call someone or something a son of a bitch when vulgar language is not appropriate or unwanted
my neighbor decided to let his dogs loose in my yard to do their business i told that son of a mother lover to keep his dogs out of my yard
by bluebear August 4, 2024
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Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024
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Lover's Hatch

/ˈləvərs-haCH/
noun: lover's hatch

Hatch located in the center of a fireplace that separates two rooms. Most often a master bedroom and master bathroom. This hatch can be but in the upright position to divide the rooms for privacy, or lowered to create a more intimate atmosphere. Can be created with a single user or double user mechanism. The double user mechanism requiring two users in order to lower the hatch.
Honey, let's open the lover's hatch and take a bath!
by Mferreira December 12, 2020
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Theoretical Pussy Lover

Someone who likes the idea of pussy but has never had the chance to try it.
You know James is a Theoretical Pussy Lover. What a virgin.
by BigStratz August 13, 2022
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nigger-lover by proxy

nigger-lover by proxy also known as a nigger-lover lover. to be a nigger-lover unknowingly.
jane sucked a nigger's dick and went home and tongued her boyfriend, making him a nigger-lover by proxy.
by schizophrenia: never alone August 28, 2023
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