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Loser alert

A phrase that bullies say when confronting a loser.

The phrase is said by an NPC named "Katie" in the In the original su tart sad story Roblox game. However, the game is currently shut down as of November 2020.
*Sees an innocent little kid* LOSER ALERT!
by im short November 9, 2020
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loser

someone who is mean to you for their own enjoyment
enoch: *slaps katie on the forehead*
katie: you are a loser

enoch: “you suck!” *proceeds to laugh at katie*
by donut123456 July 10, 2025
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Loser

Somebody who hides behind their burner account because they’re a coward.
ChillBogar is a loser.
by Boba Fetty Wap February 19, 2021
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Loser

A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning they don't even try.
"Bro, people think that because their stuck in one place right now, they can't keep going. Kind of a loser move tbh."
by Ragingrigby June 10, 2023
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Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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Loser Tax

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.
The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.
by captainbone March 28, 2023
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Loser

You
You are a loser
by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022
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