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loaded traffic cone

A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.
Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor

John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone
by pejafme December 26, 2020
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Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow

''Lock, loaded and Ready to Blow'' is an way of saying ''i'm ready to do this shit!'', mostly used in EDM located-world. The term is also used in Steve Aoki's hit song of 2015 ''The Power of Now''
''what's the refrain of the song ''The power of now? - ''Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow''
by Rainbow Vic July 8, 2022
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memory bank is loaded

I've lived the high life to have any significant savings but my memory bank is loaded
by Indacloudman May 14, 2018
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Load shredding

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"
Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!
by Munchk1n March 3, 2022
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Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011
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Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.
Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads
by Debbish December 2, 2021
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mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female
I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight
by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023
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