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Liberal

A person that general goes by the pronouns “they/them”. He or she use their self diagnosed anxiety/trauma/autism, etc. as an excuse to never take responsibility for their actions or their failures . Liberals tend to all suffer for one common thing, they are all “victims” in society and need safe spaces from all things that may offend them. Liberals are often referred to as their other name “snowflakes”.
Cancel culture stemmed from all these damn liberals
by Valdamort April 4, 2024
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Liberal Arts and Science Academy

A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.
LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"
by LuckFasa October 3, 2024
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Liberal

you. you are a liberal.
"hey you liberal!"
by AugustTheHornyInventor March 1, 2022
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a flower liberal

a flower liberal is someone who is a liberal in an old school idea of it but in a way of the hippies they may not agree with the modern-day ideals of the Liberals though they do have a lot of progressive ideals but they believe you should be nice to everybody even conservatives and people you don't agree with a flower liberal given that name puts on lot of vintage and retro clothing from the 60s and 70s or something similar they're mostly musicians or artists types or even poets something else what sets them apart from normal everyday modern liberals is there conspiracy bent like they're putting poison in their water or the government emotes virus on purpose
John is such a flower liberal he wants love and peace and he even loves conservatives even
by flowerliberal April 5, 2024
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gangnam liberal

refers to a member of the elite class who expresses themselves as your average joe. It is meant to draw attention to the paradox of being wealthy but attempting to present as someone who leads a modest life.

The origin is from Gangnam, a wealthy region in southern Seoul juxtaposed with liberal which are (broadly speaking) the common-folk.
He seems really down to Earth despite being so wealthy. He's quite the gangnam liberal.
by anonah September 3, 2019
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liberal lecture

when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.
“i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin”
by pictograph August 28, 2023
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liberal

an ideology that sucks just as much as conservatism
liberal bad. get destroyed woke they/thems
by A really big weirdo August 26, 2025
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