Ted: HI! How are you?
Lib: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!
Ted: what?
Lib: THAT’S RACIST!!
Ted: what are you talking about?
Lib: YOU’RE JUST A CIS WHITE MALE!
Ted: You’re not making any sense
Lib: My pronouns are He/They not “You’re”!!!!
Ted: you’re such a liberal.
Lib: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!
Ted: what?
Lib: THAT’S RACIST!!
Ted: what are you talking about?
Lib: YOU’RE JUST A CIS WHITE MALE!
Ted: You’re not making any sense
Lib: My pronouns are He/They not “You’re”!!!!
Ted: you’re such a liberal.
by anonymous October 14, 2021
Get the Liberalmug. some absolute moron disliked this post he must be a liberal and wants the taliban to rape all the afganistanian women heck he might he in the taliban .
by keyboard cat transator August 17, 2022
Get the liberalmug. idiot internet children with violent tendencies who paint themselves in “social democracy” to justify being horrible to others “for the greater good”
by NVEE September 25, 2021
Get the Liberal tankiemug. “I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
Get the Classical liberalmug. An event on the 2nd April 2025 where the 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, announced he would impose "reciprocal tariffs" on most countries on Earth, including a island only inhabited by penguins, to "bring back manufacturing back to America". Shortly after this announcement global stock markets crashed the worst since 2020. A few days later Trump suspended the tariffs for 90 days, even thought they were meant to be permanent.
Penguin 1: "Hey man Donald Trump just put a 10% tariff on us on Liberation Day"
Penguin 2: "I can't believe this, we should protest"
Penguin 2: "I can't believe this, we should protest"
by Stormy_Tanker0 April 30, 2025
Get the Liberation Daymug. 
a flower liberal is somebody who takes influence from the 60s and 70s what sets them apart from today's Democrats is there willing to work with everyone they disagree with even conservatives and they try to love everybody it's a mix between old-school liberalism and counterculture ideals another thing that sets them apart is they may have a conspiracy bent like the government puts Plastics in our food and water or the government remotes bad vibes on purpose given the name a person like this may wear a bunch of clothing influenced by the 60s and 70s one of the biggest beliefs is anti- hatred they more believe in changing the heart and not so much the mine
Amy is such a flower liberal she has tie-dye and Flowers in her hair and she says it doesn't matter if we're liberal or conservative black or white mann we got to love all
by flowerliberal!!! April 5, 2024
Get the a flower liberalmug.