An event on the 2nd April 2025 where the 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, announced he would impose "reciprocal tariffs" on most countries on Earth, including a island only inhabited by penguins, to "bring back manufacturing back to America". Shortly after this announcement global stock markets crashed the worst since 2020. A few days later Trump suspended the tariffs for 90 days, even thought they were meant to be permanent.
Penguin 1: "Hey man Donald Trump just put a 10% tariff on us on Liberation Day"
Penguin 2: "I can't believe this, we should protest"
Penguin 2: "I can't believe this, we should protest"
by Stormy_Tanker0 April 30, 2025
Get the Liberation Day mug.Hey, did you see how silly Elicia looked when Thatcher said Laterally Objective Liberalism
Yeah, but he proved her wrong
Yeah, but he proved her wrong
by The_Word_Scaper May 19, 2021
Get the Laterally Objective Liberalism mug.Usually a blue, green, pink, or purple- haired being who identifies or highly supports the LGBTQ agenda. They usually go by he/she/we/it/they/them/bunny/car, etc…
They frequently participate in Antifa & BLM destruction protests & try to twart Republican/Conservative rallies. They constantly yell & scream & have even been known to BARK like dogs when they’re confronted with truth and can’t make up a valid response.
They absolutely ❤️ abortion & getting everybody to embrace feminism is their main goal in life.
They frequently participate in Antifa & BLM destruction protests & try to twart Republican/Conservative rallies. They constantly yell & scream & have even been known to BARK like dogs when they’re confronted with truth and can’t make up a valid response.
They absolutely ❤️ abortion & getting everybody to embrace feminism is their main goal in life.
Eek! Look at that weird looking liberal chick over there at the Antifa rally.
That blue-haired dude holding the “Defund the Police” sign is definitely a liberal!
That weird liberal thing just asked me what my pronouns are… I don’t know why it got so mad when I responded with, “ My pronouns are F*ck” and You!” So touchy!
That blue-haired dude holding the “Defund the Police” sign is definitely a liberal!
That weird liberal thing just asked me what my pronouns are… I don’t know why it got so mad when I responded with, “ My pronouns are F*ck” and You!” So touchy!
by CAGirl87 July 24, 2021
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Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021
Get the Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine mug.Before we go on with this definition, yes, it is typed out by a conservative (I am Gen Z). There are two kinds of liberals that I and most people will encounter in this generation.
Type 1 liberal: These are the old school liberals who promote things such as universal healthcare, smarter gun reform, and higher taxes, but only on the richest. These liberals are very chill and we conservatives respect them and their opinions. We eat together, play video games together, etc. And they will never go around to those with differing opinions yelling “L+ratio” or things like that.
Type 2 liberal: We’ve all seen these neo-marxist clowns on university campuses and west coast cities flying communist flags, wearing full face bandanas and hoods with blue and green dyed hair. Their only goal is to shut down anybody with differing opinions, even those on the left who disagree with them. You need to agree with them on 100% of the things they say or else they will label you a “fascist” and try to make your life a living hell. They need to be reassured every step of the way by their enablers that they are in fact doing what they do for a good cause, even though most of them are unemployed gender studies majors who live in their parents basements. They may after 3 years save up enough to buy a knife for the whole group and stab some conservative student just to prove they can. Low lives is way too grand a term for these faggots. Best part is, not one of them can fight for shit.
Type 1 liberal: These are the old school liberals who promote things such as universal healthcare, smarter gun reform, and higher taxes, but only on the richest. These liberals are very chill and we conservatives respect them and their opinions. We eat together, play video games together, etc. And they will never go around to those with differing opinions yelling “L+ratio” or things like that.
Type 2 liberal: We’ve all seen these neo-marxist clowns on university campuses and west coast cities flying communist flags, wearing full face bandanas and hoods with blue and green dyed hair. Their only goal is to shut down anybody with differing opinions, even those on the left who disagree with them. You need to agree with them on 100% of the things they say or else they will label you a “fascist” and try to make your life a living hell. They need to be reassured every step of the way by their enablers that they are in fact doing what they do for a good cause, even though most of them are unemployed gender studies majors who live in their parents basements. They may after 3 years save up enough to buy a knife for the whole group and stab some conservative student just to prove they can. Low lives is way too grand a term for these faggots. Best part is, not one of them can fight for shit.
See that liberal over there? Hes a badass, fighting against government censorship with his cool suit.
Yo check out that clown with the green hair over there by the entrance. He probably doxxes conservatives in his spare time. What a douche
Yo check out that clown with the green hair over there by the entrance. He probably doxxes conservatives in his spare time. What a douche
by R3publican September 1, 2022
Get the Liberal mug.Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.
Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.
by saralipsy November 29, 2023
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