Livermore

An Eastern Bay Area city where half the population are ranchers and the other half are wanna be thugs. Great if you want to consider yourself a Bay Area resident but don't actually want to live there. If you go to the top of the parking garage there will always be someone ready to sell you drugs. Lots of wine, downtown is alright, schools are eh, people are eh, hills are cool, windmills are relaxing, lab might explode any second, city has an element named after it, worlds longest lasting light bulb, and donuts. Need I say more?

Historian: Did you know they named it Livermore because of all the clinically depressed teenagers who drink themselves till their livers collapse?

Person: Wow, you learn something new everyday

by papaParr June 3, 2017

you only live once

a term used by adolescent whores prior to, after, or while doing something morally unacceptable or blatantly idiotic.

example 1:
kelly: "so I might have just given an old man a bj for some cocaine.."
lori: "what the fuck! I thought you were gonna make better choices after setting the Lawson's cat on fire.."
kelly: "fuck it, you only live once.."

example 2:
dawson: "man, can you believe it, after 2 years of being together, amber goes out and cheats on me! then, to make it worse, she tries to defend herself by saying 'you only live once!'.. fuck her."
ken: "so not cool. what a fucking stupid whore."

by sick of dumb sluts October 11, 2011

Liverpool, Nova Scotia

Liverpool is probably the most shitty town in all of Nova Scotia. The teenagers are extremely intimidating and like to try to kill eachother a lot, they also like to hang out on the graveyard steps in the middle of town, or on the cliffs on side of the 103. We like to make fun of those living in TOB, (Bridgewater) for being so immature. About 72% of Liverpool are hardcore drug addicts. There are certain people you should be deathly afraid of. The highlight of the year for anyone living in Liverpool is Privateer Days, which is when the fair arrives and it's all basically one big excuse to get extremely fucked up. Most people in Liverpool are completely fearless and like to drink underaged.
Honourable mentions:
S.K , B.W , E.W , T.D , B.R , J.F , E.R , K.R , J.M , L.R , P.D

Liverpool, Nova Scotia :
Person #1- "Man, let's get completely fucked up tonight."
Person #2- "Okay, but we'll have to get Schuylar to buy us booze.."

by ImInLpBitch July 1, 2011

Live-in

An unmarried couple who lives together in a sexual relationship.

Andrea: Where is Thelma?

Sandra: She eloped with her boyfriend

Andrea: So what are they planning to do?

Sandra: I guess they will be live-in for a while

by mr. yoso July 1, 2012

Livestrong

A yellow bracelet made by Lance Armstrong. They cost $1 and 97 cents of that one dollar goes tohelping the fight against cancer. Apparently some jackasses on this site do not know what it's for. It has become somewhat of a fad but either way, it's helping the fight against cancer

I have 2 livestrongs, I never take them off

by One Guy August 27, 2005

Liverpool

Liverpool, as in English city.

With Liverpool, there's numerous attractions. Below is just what I can think of at the top of my head. Put it this way - Liverpool has a lot going for it.

Night life: Amazing. The Concert Square, Mathew Street and Victoria Street areas are major hot spots.
Shopping: Liverpool ONE, Cavern Walks, Metquarter, Bold Street
Sports: Liverpool Football Club, Everton Football Club, Aintree Racecourse
Music history: Two words - The Beatles!
Other history: Titanic
Restaurants: So, so many good restaurants all over Liverpool!
Architecture: Two cathedrals, St. George's Hall, Liver Building etc. etc.
Other stuff: Cool museums, art galleries and theatre shows to bout!

Michael: I think if you ever went to the UK, you'd have to visit both London and Liverpool!

by bryanadamslover August 5, 2010

Livingstein

Livingston, New Jersey, a town of about 30,000 in Southwest Essex that's arguably the capital of Jewish New Jersey. Pretty much a modernized wasteland of suburban sprawl, McMansions, and ranch houses, mostly Jewish, and the rest Korean and Chinese. Home to the infamously declasse Livingston Mall, where the "only worthwhile stores are the Sears, Lord & Taylor, and Macy's", as opposed to the far more expensive options of the Short Hills Mall, and also as home to the infamously corporation-like mafiosos of the health care system, St. Barnabas. Many Orthodox Jews and Israelis live in Livingstein as well. Livingston is considered infamously JAPpy, as bad as Scarsdale, though the JAPs here equal Long Island JAPs in terms of bitchiness and vulgarity.

I've never seen more nosejobs than at a cocktail party in Livingstein!

by JLe May 13, 2005