Kelly

The fragile, white male equivalent of a ‘Karen’.

You are speaking to the manager, Kelly! Because I’m the manager, you Caucasian crybaby!

by UrbanDick2020 September 18, 2020

Kelly

Kelly is the second name of many inbreds. If you know one, you might also notice that they're ugly as fuck. I tend to stray from Kelly's but sometimes being beside them makes me feel more confident and handsome.

KELLY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UNDER MY BED!?

by Dubistsupaaaa March 15, 2022

Anna Kelly

the most basic, ugliest, annoying, no a$$, no boobs, flatter than a board, no curves, big forehead, tries too hard to fit in but secretly everyone talks about her, obsessed with landen. calls other people “ho3s”, but missed 8 girls in one night. talks sm, and is going to get rocked in the face.

random person: “she has b00bs”
random person: “where? she’s flatter than ground.”
Anna Kelly is very much hated.

by urgoldfish February 25, 2022

Jacob kelly

A Jacob kelly is short and sweet he isn't the most popular person but he gets along with every one he dates a tegan who is pretty .many boys like tegan so Jacob kelly gets into fights

He's cute he must be a Jacob kelly

by Hamsey999999 December 7, 2019

Lillie Kelly

Ryan Langford Is Such A Sexy Beast

I’m Lillie kelly and I Shagged him 876 times

by Itslilliekellybitches February 11, 2018

billy kelly

has a huge pp and gets al the gals going

i want to be like billy kelly

by BillyKellyIsABabe November 21, 2019

Kelly

A person suffering from an excessive sence of anxiety entitlement who’s world is more important than everybody else. Likely to regularly phone in sick for work or generally lets people around her down.

We have another Kelly working with us now.

by Angel 1234 March 7, 2025