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July 9th

july 9th is national ask a girl out
ex

boy:hey it’s july 9th yk what that means

girl:no what dose it mean
boy:will you be my girlfriend
by hotterthanurmom November 3, 2021
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July 26

If you were born on this day you’re a bad bitch. A great friend, funny, kind and smart. You’re an undercover freak and when your freak comes to the surface it’s over with. If you were in a movie you’d be the main character. You care a lot about the people close to you and you’d do anything to let them know it. When it comes to relationships you can either be a player or love really hard. Although you have all these amazing sides to you. If you ever got mad, it’d be smart to run. Once someone gets on your bad side, it’s hard to get back on your good side.
Oh your friend was born on July 26, they must be amazing.
by Armanei November 22, 2021
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July 4th

If your born on July 4th your are the most Awesome person in the world! And you let no one walk over you.
Girl: Are you born on July 4th?
Boy: Yes i am
Girl: thats amazing your birthday is on independence day!
by GoogleFactsBirthdays January 4, 2020
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July 13th

Whoever is born on this day has the humongous cock and is friend with only hot people, however people born on this day are nicest people you'll ever meet in your entire pathetic life and they will make it finally have a purpose
Wow this dude has 45cm cock, how impressive! He's friends are also hot af! My pathetic life finally has a purpose now!

-Damn he must be born on July 13th
by Vuleled November 21, 2021
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July 18

July 18 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.
Reu: Hey! it's July 18 already!
Daryll: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
Reu: Remember to give her something!
by DryWater July 16, 2022
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July 23

National ❤️ Your twin day
Bob: what’s today?

Sandra: July 23

Billy: OH DONT YOU MEAN NATIONAL ❤️ YOUR TWIN DAY!!!!!
by SillyGoose2387 July 20, 2022
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July 27

Who is born this day has a XXL cock
And never forgets the strap at home.
“Damn he was born on july 27 ? he definitely is strapped with double Glizzys!”
by canecas November 23, 2021
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